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reclusify: radock: teenlifewasnotthebomb: From Vice’s mini documentary on the Suicide Forest in Japan x im not joking when i say this is literally the only vice documentary worth watching, everything else on vice infuriates me to no end but this is
im not that great
I’ve been texting this guy and it’s funny cause every time I make a joke about him he’s like “damn!” cause it’s spot on
pearl-likes-pi: pearl-likes-pi:Why doesn’t anyone talk about the concept art for that gritty Lazy Town movie spinoff that got scrapped. Are they not aware. I was made aware of this and i can’t stop thinking about it IM NOT JOKING THE GRITTY LAZY
freddysshitpit: stopped working on the new years comic 2 make this. im not joking btw.
bussy4u:jd-loveme:shawnb1983:whoreshjt:free photos !everyone who reblogs this (im not joking) will get a picture of their choosing in their inbox! only rule is nothing with my face in it! any body part you want ! Hope i get some sexy picsAnything you
baby-hart: baby-hart: baby-hart: baby-hart: GUYS NO WHAT THE FUCK. I JUST LOOKED AT THE TIME ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO AND IT SAID 1:50AM. NOW IT SAYS 1:12AM. GUYS WHAT IS HAPPENING. GUYS IM NOT JOKING SEND HELP I ACTUALLY THINK THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG
therealshadman: therealshadman: Hes right, that amount of subscribers is wrong on so many levels, I deserve way more. don't be a prudish cuck, subscribe to the Shädbase channel Im not joking, fucking do it now! yes sir!
I’d laugh… but Im am literally, not joking at all, afraid this is the road we’re heading down. Not that specifically ^ but something equally as bad…
chronidu: IM NOT JOKING GUYS WESKER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD you n ur snake are so cute
lead-rubber-cigarettes-and-meds: distraction: Not sure what to ask first Easy. The UPS man wrecked his truck.Man was walking by (on his way to a party. Most likely a “mixer”, hense why he is holding one. He’s bringing it as a joke) and saw, thought
swarnpert: h0rsefetus: swarnpert: ill do it i swear. ill make that fucking cake and thats how im gonna come out to my family. im not joking what fucking cake
im seeing alotta “jokes” and memes about what happened to that doctor who was involved in that United Airlines mess. im not going to mention names cuz thats not my style but i have a message to those ppl. how would you feel if that were you?!?
did-yuo-kno: thesmithgirl90: did-yuo-kno: Please, for the sake of the easily offended, don’t make jokes on Tumblr! This is a place for reblogging pictures of Starbucks, Uggs, and girls in bikinis, NOT humor! Fuck you, man. Fuck you. I’m a white
mrs-tasty: perfectsluttywife: Ass Saturday Submission by mrs-tasty. Im not joking when i tell you i think @mrs-tasty is one of the hottest girls on Tumblr! She’s sexy, pretty and the nicest person ever. ADVICE… Follow her and enjoy! I’m blushing!!
cortanas: im not joking ive been laughing at this gif for the past 5 minutes
lunalovesgood: tiredandtrueofheart: nevver: Killer Queen i’m not OK with this help
In the Criminal Justice System..
capsicle107: “…the coverage on Hayley, we must have done that take I’m not joking- I’m not joking- like fifteen times and the only reason is because [the director] would come in and give Hayley a new direction every time, and every time
2spookytomhiddles: johnwatsonsbrain: mishasminions: REASONS NOT TO KILL YOURSELF THAT SHOW YOU REALLY LIKE WILL AIR A NEW EPISODE NEXT WEEK Sometimes this is actually the only thing that keeps me alive and im not joking. People make fun of me and
thelandofdisney:letstalkdisneytoday: GUYS WATCH THIS!!!!!! I REPEAT!!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!! WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH!!!!!IM NOT JOKING!!!! IM CRYING!!!! omg beautiful
brando1951: the updates are so ugly im going to delete my blog i f*cking hate this!!! im not joking im going to delete…like not today or this week or this month or this year even… But someday mark my words
sparkafterdark: letstalkdisneytoday: GUYS WATCH THIS!!!!!! I REPEAT!!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!! WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH!!!!!IM NOT JOKING!!!! IM CRYING!!!! hell yeah Hell Yeah HELLYEAHHELLYEAH HELL FUCKIN YEAH
baby-hart: baby-hart: baby-hart: baby-hart: GUYS I JUST LOOKED AT THE TIME ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO AND IT SAID 1:50AM. NOW IT SAYS 1:12AM. GUYS WHAT IS HAPPENING. GUYS IM NOT JOKING SEND HELP I ACTUALLY THINK THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME i have
She probably thinks I’m joking
chartreuze: “I’m not joking. A man can go kill himself.”
autisticmage: not to be an Sjw™ but uh…. trigger jokes are essentially jokes about actual ptsd and the real, terrifying, and often humiliating symptoms that come with it. maybe it’s because im not hip w/ the kids, but i don’t really understand
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realise no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
creapy: creapy: creapy: creapy: if we ever date i will actually make cute bentos for you for lunch AND IM NOT JOKING I HAVE A THING MY PAReNTS GOT WHEN I LIVED IN JAPAN THAT SHAPES RICE INTO CUTE LITTLE ANIMALS AND I WILL MAKE SAUSAGE OCTOPUS FOR
grawly: spoookee: fronk-jaeger: auralisdx: oldroots: type bronies into youtube you get ponies wearing diapers run across your screen im not joking oh you’re shitting me what the fuck is this what a time to be alive its fucking real
thegauntletqueen: baylen: hentired: hentired: People should go to prison for this. Im not joking. And not just netflix execs either. Shows like these are made with teams of dozens of producers, writers, technical crew, editors etc. and none of them
neotrances:neotrances:christianity is the single most evil thing in the world im not joking white christians have done unrepairable damage to the entire world, like all throughout history it has been yall
holdvilagos:men with longer hair if you hear a voice that tells you to cut it that’s the devil talking. you have to ignore it at all costs im not joking
bikerbitch:dmtsilo:bikerbitch: i dont need a fucking camera to hold my hand while i backup im not a pussy i dont even have a rearview mirror i just decide when to back out based on the vibe kiss me
cohockcharge: ayipee: ayipee: my favorite part of pokemon is when u can see ur reflection in the water :) im not joking look at shit it’s not your reflection really but i love how this one looks at night
hibiyaspet: nothing is worse than people who cant understand jokes im not im not gonna explain it im gonna let you figure it out pal
aran-scythien: johnwatsonsbrain: mishasminions: REASONS NOT TO KILL YOURSELF THAT SHOW YOU REALLY LIKE WILL AIR A NEW EPISODE NEXT WEEK Sometimes this is actually the only thing that keeps me alive and im not joking. Sherlock fandom stares, entirely
yataspenis: this guy who lives in the same town as me stole a kit kat and got arrested and im not joking when i say literally everyone of his friends that he has on facebook posted ‘would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit’ on his facebook wall
kanyewesticle: kanyewesticle: im drinking pussy im not joking
skinnylander: skinnylander: can someone talk to me or i will kill myself from boredom im not joking
im not just chaos
things I need right now: alcohol drugs a sugar daddy new clothes a cute girl someone to make out with
leafsea:it’s not a joke // 3.2.2017
also i’ve noticed that the tough thing about my url is people automatically think of ‘bunny’ or think im a bunny, even though im not anymore haha the url kinda came up from an old fandom joke, its just that i couldn’t imagine
deletingggggggggggggheart-deact:We need more women characters that are unhinged unlikable weirdos and im not joking
snoobnroobn: ive been laughing over this joke so long i’m not even suRE if ive already posted it
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pearl-likes-pi: ever wanted to Peridot say “I’m not cute, I’m ~sexy~”? well here u go source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFPiCRsmKxw (Shelby Rabara said this as a joke at Florida Supercon and I felt the need to make it peridot sayin it)
there’s an infinite amount of jokes i could’ve made
crowhai replied to your post “how many people died in your current fea playthrough?”I mean, Gaius diedcrowhai replied to your post: how many people died in your current fea…I joke friendTOO SOON
hey,sad psa today. ill still be gone for a while but i wanted to make this text post real quick. ive been thinking about this for a long while and im ready to make this decision final. I dont want to be part of the “rwby fandom” anymore and i
it's joke!
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